February 2011
January 2011
9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing,100 are getting head and you.. you're reading this, hang in there, buddy..
(via filthyminds, ardelxo)
I’m masturbating, does that count?!?!?
show me that stank muscle ladies….
Moulin Rouge, Zombieland or Family Guy?!
I can’t decide and I need a wee but I’m really comfortable.
Teenage life is hard :(
Family guy…only thing good about Moulin Rouge is the women in Lingerie…*BOING*
Zombieland is just pure …..well, garbage…but funny…yeh, I dont get it either..so thats why I vote for family guy
I'm going to hire a male prostitute on Valentines Day.
«« *raises hand* oohhh..me me me…hell, I’m cheap!!!
600
600 followers now. I would like to first and foremost, thank you all for following…and secondly, say a big and hearty WELCOME to my shit! I hope you enjoy it, I hope you find my stuff amusing and or entertaining, after all, I’m only here for ….well, myself actually! But you all are the ones that make it worth while to come back day after day!
Watching the dark knight. Only positive thing about today so far