March 2010
Ok, who’s horny tonight??? Show of hands
Ok, I make no claim here to being “PC” or, “Politically Correct” None..nope, nuh-uh…but what I do make a claim to, is posting shit that just pops up and hits me as absolutely funny…
I work in the IT field, and sometimes things can get interesting…case in point…my boss asked me to do a repair on her daughters laptop…well, being the “great guy” I am, naturally, I obliged…and glad I did! When I took the machine home and began digging through it, trying to find out why it was so fucking slow…I was treated to some of the sexiest pictures of her daughter that I had ever seen…and believe me, she doesnt have ANY pictures like this in her office or on her desk!!! I was treated to several pictures of the bosses daughter in various stages of undress…from fully clothed, jeans and t-shirt pictures, to vibrator action in the pussy…now, normally, being the great guy that I am, I would have just left them alone, and moved on and fixed the computer…..but thats the thing, THIS is what was slowing the computer down…there were over 6 thousand photos of her on this thing…pretty much a monster porn station…
Not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I naturally downloaded all the pictures that were porn oriented onto my external hard drive…for safe keeping you understand. I got the machine in nearly pristine running condition, and gave it back to the boss…I put a file on the desktop with my cell phone number and my name just so, as I told the boss, she could contact me if she had any questions…yeh, right….
Well the computer went back to the daughter, and three days later, while I was sitting at home perusing porn on my own computer, my cell phone rings…I answer it, and guess who it is? You got it…the boss’s daughter…her name is Breanne…and the name is just as sexy as the girl is….well, I shouldnt say that she’s super sexy, she’s a bit geeky, glasses, a bit paunch, and quite a bit pasty..book worm girl that never see’s the sunlight, but man..she’s got a great set of tits, a sweet, thick ass, and a shaved pussy that can fit some big toys in it….
“Uhmmm…is this Bob?” I get on the phone…”Yeh” I wasnt sure at first who it was, then when I got the, “Hi….Uhmmm…this is Breanne, I uhh…wanted to thank you for fixing my computer…” She trails off, knowing full well that I have all the pictures…and I flip to the external and start checking her out, on her back, black panties with red hearts hanging from her ankle, legs in the air, cute little girlie socks on, looking down at the camera over her mountainous fuck pillows, and slamming a big black dildo into her snatch…and I’m talking to her on the phone while looking at this…”Yeh, no problem…you had a bunch of stuff on there that was slowing the machine down, so I got rid of it…..well most of it anyway.” I said….and knew that when she heard the last part…her pretty little heart sunk to the floor…”What do you mean most of it?” she asked, I laughed out loud because you could hear the horror and fear in her voice…
I proceeded to tell her that yes, I had seen all the pictures, and also that yes, I liked them very much, but she needed to protect them better if she were going to do that…because dirty ol’ men like me know how to dig them up, save them, and use them for blackmail purposes in the future. I left it at that, and she was devastatingly quiet on the other end of the line. I prodded her a bit, “Does your Mom know you have those?” to which the answer was obvious….as Breanne is only a freshly turned 18…when I found the pictures, she was still 17 I think..I hope I should say…”Fuck no!” she blurted out over the phone….making me laugh at her terror once more…”I have the photos on a disk if you want them back, but I tell you what…….I want something in return..” I thought about it for a bit, thought about the fact what if she broke down and told her mom that her mom’s IT guy was checking out pictures of her nude…Yeh, that might be the end of my job..so I told her what I wanted in return…”I want 3 things from you for this. 1, if you take more pix, keep me in mind, your pretty fucking hot. 2, let me show you how to hide stuff like this and where to keep it to not mess up your computer. and 3, if you ever in your mind decide you want someone to shoot the pictures for you…let me know, Id gladly snap some pix of you for you.”
Breanne laughed, and told me that she thought I was going to coerce her/black mail her into sex or something, I told her the thought had crossed my mind, as I would really like to do her, but I didnt think it would be right..*yeh, no shit* and I thought that just making her send me periodic pictures would be good enough. I havnt posted any of her pix, as she follows me on here and on Blogger, and asked me not to, so I complied….but I will tell you this: some of the pictures she has sent me has had my heart racing, my blood boiling, and my cock rock hard!