Vaginas make me happy
Show ur tits!!!!
Does the word “cunt” really offend women?
by a show of hands…..how many of you would fuck the living shit out of Christina Aguilara?
oh come on now…who DOESNT want those???
WTF?? I was just “informed” that its politically incorrect to sit at my desk and measure my dick…..how the fuck else am I going to do it? I dont have a ruler at home…..
No worries! much love to ya! Hope the day gets shorter for ya
And if the weather gets worse and we get a tornado warning or whatever, it’s gonna suck ass. Ugh, save me.
I will save you……you may not like my protection fee’s though…lulz